GOTHIKA
Starring: Halle Berry, Penélope Cruz, Robert Downey
Jr., Charles S. Dutton & Bernard Hill
Directed by: Mathieu Kassovitz
Halle
Berry plays a criminal psychiatrist who winds up in the
psycho ward in a sleek, nightmare thriller that looks good
but acts crazy. In shadowy, tense scenes, director Matthieu
Kassovitz shows us Berry's Miranda Grey is a smart, spiffy
psychiatrist married to fatherly Dr. Douglas Grey (Charles
Dutton), the psychiatric head at Woodward Penitentiary for
Women. Not only is Dr. Grey in love with her, but most
everybody else seems smitten too, especially glib Pete
Graham (Robert Downey Jr.) and some of the scarier female
patients like Chloe Sava (Penelope Cruz). Miranda's world
snaps when she is diverted one night by bad weather onto a
spooky, deserted road, where she bumps into a blond
poltergeist who bursts into flames. Suddenly, a shock cut
obliterates a good chunk of the story and the film plops
Miranda into Woodward's isolation ward--where she is accused
of killing her husband with "Psycho"-like gruesomeness. The
rest of the movie shows Miranda trapped in a nightmare,
persecuted or misunderstood by almost everybody, including
Dr. Grey's angry best friend, Sheriff Ryan (John Carroll
Lynch). She breaks out of jail to try to solve the mystery.
The movie is whip-fast and drenched in atmosphere. The
classy actors (especially Downey Jr. and Dutton) supply
style and edge and the core idea of a
psychiatrist-turned-inmate seems promising. However, "Gothika"
doesn't really grip or convince; it's another high-concept,
low-achievement thriller. Director Kassovitz is the young
French actor-filmmaker who made "Hate" and "Crimson Rivers"
and costarred with Audrey Tautou in "Amelie" (as the
Montmartre scavenger Amelie loves). Making his first English
language film, Kassovitz seems almost disconnected from his
material, as if the film were turning on him, just as
Miranda's world turns on her. Berry achieved major stardom
and an Oscar ("Monster's Ball") without appearing in many
good movies. Berry's performance here consists mostly of
expressions of shock, amazement, bewilderment and
betrayal--and you can hardly blame her.
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN
Starring: Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo, Tom
Welling, Kevin Schmidt & Hilary Duff
Directed by: Shawn Levy
Here's another sunny remake of a classic 1950s family film
starring Steve Martin as the frenzied patriarch. While the
film does keep adults and kids relatively entertained, it
also drifts into both lame slapstick and sappy
sentimentality. Tom and Kate Baker (Martin and Hunt) always
wanted a large family, but even for them 12 kids were a bit
much. At least while living in the Illinois countryside
there was plenty of space! Now their eldest (Perabo) has
moved in with her vain actor boyfriend (Kutcher) in Chicago,
and both Mom and Dad get their chance to pursue long-held
dreams: Tom's offered a job in Chicago; Kate finally gets a
book publishing deal. Therefore, they pack up the family and
move to the city, then Mom heads for New York to work on her
book, which of course puts strain on Dad's new job and the
kids' adjustment from rural to urban life. Hilarious hijacks
and Important Life Lessons ensue.
The film does well to focus on the more grown-up conflicts,
leaving the younger kids' plots and antics to explode from
time to time in well-staged set pieces. Some of this is
quite hilarious (mostly the scenes where Kutcher is the butt
of the joke), and the film only strains when it tries too
hard to be heartwarming or meaningful. Martin is wonderful
when he plays it straight--bringing out the wry wit in the
dialog--but he's terrible at the broad physical comedy. Hunt
is excellent as usual, providing the film's sharper moments.
And the older children get decent characters (Perabo's
independent young woman, Welling's brooding jock, Duff's
fashion-obsessed teen), while the younger ones blend into a
gelatinous mass with a few standouts here and there. Really,
the main problem is a script that exists in a fantasyland
where the worst thing a child ever does is to let his frog
loose at breakfast time. Reality would be a whole lot
grittier than this soft, silly movie. And perhaps a nod in
that direction--along with a slight avoidance of so much
sloppy syrup--would have helped.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
Starring: James Caviezel, Monica Bellucci, Rosalinda
Celentano, Sergio Rubini & Mattia Sbragia
Directed by: Mel Gibson
This film tells the story of the last 12 hours in the life
of Jesus (Caviezel), on the day of his crucifixion in
Jerusalem. This film's script is based upon several sources,
including the diaries of St. Anne Catherine Emmerich
(1774-1824) as collected in the book, "The Dolorous Passion
of Our Lord Jesus Christ", "The Mystical City of God" by St.
Mary of Agreda, and the New Testament books of John, Luke,
Mark and Matthew.
It begins in the Garden of Gethsemane, with Jesus praying
for strength for what he is about to endure. He is arrested
by the Jewish high priests, who see him as a dangerous
blasphemer. After a contentious, preordained trial, they
take him to the Roman procurator, Pontius Pilate, because
they do not have the legal power to put him to death. Pilate
tries to duck responsibility, sending Jesus to King Herod to
be judged; having him scourged in an attempt to appease the
priests; and finally letting the crowd choose who it would
rather see die, Jesus or Barabbas. He sentences Jesus to be
crucified, but there is still the long, painful walk to
Golgotha and the crucifixion itself. Along the way, there
are about a dozen brief flashbacks -- to Jesus preaching,
the Last Supper, etc. -- which provide some context.
In a movie filled with nearly unwatchable torture and pain,
the sequence that stands out is the scourging of Christ by
sadistic Roman guards. The movie is so singular, so intense,
so overwhelming that it simply has to be experienced. And
nothing can prepare you for how brutal, how shocking, how
awash in blood and pain Gibson has made his version of the
trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
BELLY OF THE BEAST
Starring: Steven Seagal, Byron Mann, Monica Lo, Tom Wu,
Vincent Riotta, Chau Siu Tung, Kevork Malikyan & Russell
Wong
Director: Siu-Tung Ching
Soon-to-retire CIA agent Jake Hopper (Steven Seagal) is on
vacation in Thailand when his daughter is kidnapped by a
ruthless terrorist group led by General Jantapan (Tom Wu).
The CIA launches their own operative to retrieve her safely,
but unorthodox Hopper feels the need to take the matter into
his own hands. Byron Mann plays Sunti, Hopper's ex-CIA
partner who became a monk 10 years ago after he accidentally
shot a woman during a gunfight. After Hopper tells Sunti the
story, he voluntarily leaves his Buddhist Monastery to help
Hopper. Seagal's love interest is played by Monica Lo
(Lulu), she falls madly in love with Seagal after he beats
the guys chasing her in a club.
Director Tony Ching ("Naked Weapon") choreographs the action
scenes well enough. Byron Mann is a pretty good martial
artist and a fair actor. In comparison to Seagal's recent
works, it is a passable entertainment.
CAME ALONG POLLY
Starring: Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Debra Messing,
Philip Seymour Hoffman & Hank Azaria
Directed by: John Hamburg
Ben Stiller plays risk-averse Reuben Feffer, whose best-laid
plans for life and love careen wildly go off track when his
bride willowy real-estate agent Lisa Kramer (Debra Messing)
dumps him on their honeymoon for a muscle-bound scuba
instructor named Claude (Hank Azaria). He is an insurance
company's risk-assessment expert who lives on the
conservative side. Stunned, humiliated and in the grip of
acute indigestion, Reuben plans to play it safer than ever.
But a chance encounter with an adventure-craving, childhood
friend and old classmate named Polly (Jennifer Aniston)
who'd been traveling for years before re-emerging as a
caterer, shoots him into a whirlwind of extreme sports,
spicy foods, ferrets, salsa dancing and living in the
moment. Can Polly teach Reuben to lighten up? Can Reuben
plan a stable future with this on-the-move bohemian? Will
Lisa come back? See the movie to find out more.
COLD MOUNTAIN
Starring: Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Renée Zellweger, Ray
Winstone, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Brendan Gleeson, Giovanni
Ribisi & Donald Sutherland
Director: Anthony Minghella
Anthony Minghella’s ‘Cold Mountain’ is a rapturous, unusual
romantic adventure, detailing mostly unexplored sides to the
Civil War and female companionship. Populated with miles of
stunt casting, along with two seamless lead performances,
the film’s fate is truly sealed by Renee Zellweger, who
commits grand theft movie, and pushes ‘Mountain’ into
becoming one of the best pictures of the year.
On the eve of the Civil War, a young labourer named Inman
(Jude Law) has developed an attraction for Ada (Nicole
Kidman), the new lady in town. Unable to express himself,
Inman finds it difficult to reveal his feelings for Ada,
which she eagerly returns with similar shyness. When the war
comes to Cold Mountain, their peaceful North Carolina town,
Inman enlists in the fight, leaving behind Ada just as they
were about to embark on a passionate romance. Over the next
4 years, Ada sends Inman letters of love and hope, even as
her own life is falling apart. Inman decides to desert the
Confederacy and return home. Along the way, he meets a host
of characters that alternately help and hinder his progress.
Back in Cold Mountain, Ruby Thewes (Renee Zellweger), a
drifter and skilled farmhand, comes to the town to help Ada
tend to the land, as well as protecting her from lawmen who
look to claim the nearly deserted town for their own.
“Cold Mountain” comes from the best selling book by Charles
Frazier, who captivated a nation of readers with his account
of long lost love, companionship, and redemption, set
against the backdrop of the rapid morale loss of the south
during the final gasping moments of the Civil War.
Writer/director Anthony Minghella has quite a job in front
of him in adapting the kaleidoscopic book for the big
screen. But with exact attention to detail, magnificent
casting, and source material ripe for the picking, ‘Cold
Mountain’ is a stirring success on every level imaginable.
RUNAWAY JURY
Starring: John Cusack, Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, Rachel
Weisz, Bruce Davison, Bruce McGill, Jeremy Piven & Nick
Searcy
Director: Gary Fleder
Nick Easter (John Cusack) is an apparently reluctant juror
on one of the most significant civil trials ever to hit the
New Orleans court system. A widow is suing a major gun
manufacturer for damages because her husband was killed
during a rampage by a man using their product. Both sides
have the best attorneys: crusader Wendell Rohr (Dustin
Hoffman) represents the widow and high-priced Durwood Cable
(Bruce Davison) is on hand for the defendants. The gun
company has retained the services of big-time jury
consultant Rankin Fitch (Gene Hackman), whose job is to
stock the jury with men and women who will be sympathetic to
a firearms producer. What neither Rohr nor Fitch is aware of
is that Nick has plans of his own. He intends to "own" the
jury so they will deliver the verdict he wants. Along with
his accomplice, Marlee (Rachel Weisz), he makes an
astounding offer to the two sides: for $10 million, they can
buy the verdict. Fitch, however, doesn't like Nick's rules
and decides to play his own game of cat and mouse, with
Marlee as the prey. And Rohr engages in a struggle of
conscience about whether it's better to pay the money and
win the case or stay true to the law and lose it.
Fleder's direction is clumsy, but the one aspect of the
production that nearly balances out the negatives is acting.
As Fitch, Gene Hackman is in top form. The character may be
disappointing, but that has nothing to do with Hackman's
performance. As portrayed by the veteran actor, Fitch is a
force to be reckoned with - an amoral control-freak who is
used to getting his own way and has never lost a case. John
Cusack does what he's best at - getting the audience on his
side. Nick's motives are not the most laudable, but we can
understand them. Rachel Weisz is appealing and easy on the
eyes. The supporting roles are filled with capable
performers, including Bruce McGill as the judge, Jeremy
Piven as one of Rohr's associates, and Bill Nunn, Nora Dunn,
and Jennifer Beals as jurors.
THE MISSING
Starring: Tommy Lee Jones, Cate Blanchett, Eric Schweig,
Evan Rachel Wood & Jenna Boyd
Directed by: Ron Howard
S et in the stark New Mexico frontier, The Missing follows a
lone tracker (Tommy Lee Jones) onto the wilderness ranch of
his daughter. Maggie (Cate Blanchett) is both unprepared and
unwilling to accept the return of her estranged father — who
abandoned her as a child to join an Apache tribe. Driving
him from her home, she later reluctantly accepts his help
after a rogue Apache raiding party kills her husband and
kidnaps her eldest daughter Lilly (Evan Rachel Wood). Lead
by a sadistic witch doctor (Eric Schweig), the Apache
desperado crew is roaming the territory kidnapping young
women to sell into slavery south of the border. Therefore,
with her gritty determination, the tracking skills of her
father and her youngest child (Jenna Boyd) in tow, Maggie
follows the gruesome trail desperate to stop the heathens
before they reach old Mexico.
‘The Missing’ replaces romance with graphic and disturbing
violence in an attempt to recount pioneering life in the
wilderness. Indulging in the theme of white man embracing a
native life — covered extremely well by films like The Last
Of The Mohicans, Thunder Heart and Dances With Wolves —
Howard is not breaking any cinematic barriers. However, he
does manage to draw brilliant performances from his lead
actors. Though Jones’ grizzled and gruff character is hardly
a departure, he manages to draw believability out of his
faux-native part. Cate Blanchett is absolutely brilliant,
losing herself completely in the part. She will be certain
to pick up the token Ron Howard nomination at this years
Oscars, and deservedly so.
BEYOND BORDERS
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Clive Owen, Linus Roache, Teri
Polo, Yorick van Wageningen & Noah Emmerich
Director: Martin Campbell
Beyond Borders love story is set against a backdrop of
famine, corruption, and brutality in "third world" countries
during the last two decades. Sarah Jordan (Angelina Jolie)
is newly married to a seemingly perfect husband, Henry
Bauford (Linus Roache). She is living a comfortable life in
England when her world is suddenly turned upside down by the
arrival of relief worker Nick Callahan (Clive Owen). Nick's
purpose is to create a stir and make people aware of how
desperately supplies are needed in Ethiopia. Seemingly
inexplicably, Sarah responds, sinking $40,000 into food and
medicine, which she accompanies to Africa to deliver to
Nick. Sparks fly between the two of them. Five years pass
before they meet again, this time in Cambodia. Nick has
begun to smuggle arms for the CIA in order to be able to
fund his relief efforts and Sarah now works for the U.N. She
still lives with Henry, but her marriage has become a sham.
Nick confesses that he loves Sarah, but cannot be with her
because of the dangerous nature of his work. Their next
meeting is six years further into the future, in Chechnya.
Neither of the main characters is well-developed or
credible. What it ends up being is an unconvincing melodrama
that seems more interested in pushing an agenda and
preaching than in developing legitimate, compelling
characters. Sarah's impulsive journey to Ethiopia isn't
plausible, her love affair with Nick seems forced and
unlikely, and Nick's reciprocation is even less believable.
The acting by Clive Owen (often mentioned as a possible
successor to Pierce Brosnan for the 007 role) is effective,
and he succeeds in bringing a fierce energy and raw charisma
to the part of Nick. But he is not well matched by Angelina
Jolie, as her work here is lackluster.
STUCK ON YOU
Starring: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Cher &
Michael Callan
Directed by: Peter Farrelly& Bobby Farrelly
Bob and Walt Tenor are conjoined twins and small-town
legends who excel at sports, and who are the proud owners of
a fast-food restaurant where their four hands work the grill
at lightning speed. They’ve vowed that they will never hold
each other back, and thus each brother pursues his own
dreams with the literal and figurative support of his
brother. When Walt decides that, he wants to go to Hollywood
to pursue his acting dream, Bob reluctantly agrees and the
two head off to Hollywood. They make fast friends with their
sexy neighbour, who helps Walt land a grizzled agent whose
idea of a prime gig for Walt is a porn film. Things finally
begin to look up for Walt when the boys encounter legendary
diva and Academy Award winning actress Cher. Looking to
sabotage her new television series, of which she wants no
part, Cher casts Walt as her co-star. Instead of dooming the
show, Walt propels it to the top of the ratings, and the
brothers became instant celebrities. However, their real
adventure is only beginning, as Bob finds romance with a
longtime cyber-pal, and the brothers make a decision that
will forever change their lives. Whatever happens to the
boys, one thing is certain: nothing will ever come between
them.
Damon and Kinnear are the blood, guts and bone structure of
the entire film. Jokes, punchlines and physical comedy roll
off the pair naturally and with charm. Kinnear in particular
gives a sly and slightly demure delivery. At the same time,
the two manage to convincingly convey a sense of
unconditional love and brotherhood. The wart on the movie’s
nose is diva Cher herself. Wooden-faced and cliché, Cher
doesn’t seem to be capable of delivering a natural line.
Interestingly, newcomer Eva Mendes seems to add more flavour
to a far more minor role and Seymour Cassel’s out-of-touch
talent agent is delightful.
THE LAST SAMURAI
Starring: Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Billy Connolly, Koyuki &
Tony Goldwyn
Directed by: Edward Zwick
Star/producer/swordfighter Cruise plays Nathan Algren, a
decorated ex-soldier who has survived the Civil War and the
Indian Wars with a Medal of Honor, a mean whiskey habit and
a headful of guilt-spiked nightmares. Come the year 1876,
Algren is hired by his old commander (Tony Goldwyn) to train
the army of the Emperor of Japan Meiji, who is busy
modernizing his country and needs help fighting an
insurrection of samurai led by one Katsumoto (Ken Watanabe).
Algren has barely gotten his recruits acquainted with their
muskets when they are thrown into a disastrous battle, after
which Algren is captured and taken back to Katsumoto’s
village. He learns about their warrior honor code from their
leader, Katsumoto, which forces him to decide which side of
the conflict he actually wants to be on. Being a mercenary
with a serious death wish, Algren doesn’t need much prodding
to take up with Katsumoto’s side and soon a confrontation is
set up whereby Algren will be riding into battle with his
former enemies.
If ‘The Last Samurai’ were just about Algren’s change of
heart, it would be a unwatchable film, even with all its
rich elements. The script, by John Logan (Gladiator), is
mostly unmemorable guff, to the point where even the
normally game Cruise isn’t able to do much with it. Never
one for the serious stuff, Cruise has nevertheless
successfully played some more troubled characters in the
past, but here he doesn’t seem to know what to do.
Nevertheless, director Edward Zwick has an ace up his
sleeve, in addition to all the glorious scenery and
pulse-pounding battles- in Ken Watanabe. A Japanese actor
who may have only been seen outside the country due to a
small role in ‘Tampopo’, Watanabe is nothing short of a
discovery here. Silent and glowering, he seems to always
have a sardonic grin which just barely never appears,
somehow mixing the magnetic charm of Chow Yun-Fat with the
authority of Yul Brynner. Watanabe ably gives the film the
gravitas which it otherwise would have lacked. The warrior
bond between Algren and Watanabe is well presented.
INTOLERABLE CRUELTY
Starring: George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob
Thornton, Geoffrey Rush, Paul Adelstein, Edward Herrmann,
Julia Duffy, & Michael A Tessiero
Directed by: Joel Coen
George Clooney is hotshot divorce attorney Miles Massey, and
Catherine Zeta-Jones his latest courtroom casualty -
gold-digger Marilyn Rexroth. After stumping her efforts to
fleece husband Rex Rexroth (Edward Herrmann), she sets about
taking revenge and oil baron Howard Doyle's hand in marriage
(Billy Bob Thornton). When Marilyn approaches Miles to
outline their prenuptial agreement, he is right to smell a
rat. However, it is not long before the sweet scent of love
is overpowering his senses.
Clooney is pitch perfect, matching comic timing and deadpan
delivery. Equipped with the Coens' trademark snap-crackle
dialogue, he zips through the gags so fast you might
actually spot his feet leave the ground. Zeta-Jones offers a
neat counterbalance, like a slow-burning flame alongside
Clooney's storming performance. The transparency of her
deception can sometimes dent the credibility of their
burgeoning love. This is one of the most inspired, scathing,
and downright side-splitting comedies to come out of
Hollywood this year.
THE RUNDOWN
Starring: Seann William Scott, Christopher Walken, Rosario
Dawson, Ernie Misko & Ernie Reyes Jr.
Directed by: Peter Berg
When Travis (Seann William Scott), the son of an underworld
kingpin, disappears in the jungles of Brazil in search of a
priceless artifact, Beck (Rock), the kingpin's retrieval
expert, is sent to get him. Despite their hostility - and
their love for the same woman (Rosario Dawson), the two must
eventually join forces to fight the evil head (Christopher
Walken) of a gold-mining corporation who is after the same
treasure.
Despite a profoundly weak plot, glaring token stereotypes,
contrived coincidences and some bad dialogue, the Rock
manages to rise above it all and actually "act," and be
entertaining. The Rock possesses that charm,
self-deprecating qualities and sense of comedic timing
sorely needed to carry an action movie from "crap" to
"guilty pleasure." And that is precisely what's needed here.
The movie full of cartoon violence where characters survive
unscathed (one particular fall down a mountainside makes
Homer Simpson’s tumble down the Springfield Gorge look
restrained), it’s also the fight scenes that provide some of
the best entertainment… Especially when they pit the Rock
against Ernie Reyes, Jr.
POKEMON 4EVER
Starring: Veronica Taylor, Addie Blaustein, Rachael Lillis,
Ikue Ootani & Eric Stuart
Directed by: Kunihiko Yuyama & Michael Haigney
The fourth installment in the popular Pokemon series of
films, starring Ash, Pikachu, all the other Pokemon
favorites, and a new time-travelling creature that has
powers over nature as well as time and space.
A parallel story moves the action to a majestic forest,
where a boy with ear locks rescues a rare Pokemon, Celebi
from a poacher on a motorcycle who claims he can fetch a lot
of money for the creature at auction. The boy, Sam, is
apparently whisked 40 years into the future by Celebi. Ash
and his cohorts, Misty and the obnoxious Brock, find Sam in
the forest and revive him, and a sweet-if-predictable
friendship develops between Ash and Sam. While the
modern-age kids are helping their new friend save Celebi,
the "voice of the forest" is in hot pursuit as the baddies
try to capture Picachu. Sam brings the fading Celebi, which
sports Tinkerbell-like wings and big blue eyes, back to
light, or life, by dousing the creature in a magical lake.
Directors Kunihiko Yuyama and Michael Haigney alternate
between refreshingly tranquil, story-centered scenes like
this one (and one where Sam and Ash swap stories as
butterflies swirl around them) with more conventional
action.
Like most Pokemon tales, this one offers lots of exposition
and clunky dialogue. But unlike the others, "Pokemon 4ever"
counters the expected mayhem with a sweet-sided story about
friendship and peaceful creatures who prefer to live far
from the madding crowd. The backdrop provides a welcome
respite from the ear-, eye- and mind-numbing Pokemon action.
And the time-travel plot, though less than inspired, is
still tolerable enough for adults who are accompanying kids.
DARK BLUE
Starring: Kurt Russell, Scott Speedman, Michael Michele,
Brendon Gleeson & Ving Rhames
Director: Ron Shelton
Set in the LAPD in April 1992, it takes place just days
before the acquittal of four white officers in the beating
of black motorist Rodney King and the subsequent LA riots.
In this racially charged climate, the LAPD's elite Special
Investigations Squad (SIS) is assigned a high-profile
quadruple homicide. As they work the case, veteran detective
Eldon Perry (Kurt Russell) tutors rookie Bobby Keough (Scott
Speedman) in the grim realities of police intimidation and
corruption. Meanwhile, Assistant Chief Holland (Ving Rhames),
the only man in the department willing to stand up to the
SIS, threatens to end Perry's brand of single-handed
"justice" on the LA streets. While navigating through
tumultuous neighborhoods of South Central LA, Perry and
Keough must track down killers and face their own demons.
Shelton handles the action scenes adeptly, but more intimate
sections are dull. David Ayer's script (adapted from a James
Ellroy story) occasionally catches fire but covers little
new ground. As for the acting, Speedman is suitably pretty.
Love interest Michael Michele is appropriately sexy but
looks ill at ease handling a gun as police officer Beth.
Ving Rhames is dull as good cop, and Gleeson enjoys himself
as much as he can in a fairly two-dimensional villain role.
But, ultimately this is Russell's film. He has given some
ostentatiously show-stopping speeches which he handles
admirably. He even convincing in the marriage breakdown
scenes with his disillusioned wife (Lolita Davidovich). It's
a highly enjoyable performance, and the only thing which
manages to lift this film out of the purely humdrum - but
it's not enough on its own.
GOOD BOY
Starring: Liam Aiken, Matthew Broderick, Megan Mullally,
Brittany Murphy & Kevin Nealon
Directed by: John Hoffman
From the distant Sirius (Aka the "Dog Star"), an invasion of
Earth has been planned for thousands of years now, as canine
spies are sent to gather information to prepare for the
coming attack. With none of their agents reporting back, the
Sirius military sends their best dog, Canid 3942, whom Owen
Baker (Liam Aiken) renames Hubble (voiced by Matthew
Broderick). Owen runs a neighborhood dog-walking service to
prove to his parents (Molly Shannon and Kevin Nealon) that
he is responsible enough to have a dog of his own. Hubble
proves to be much smarter than the ordinary canine; Hubble
instantly knows how to sit, stay, roll over, and even play
dead. Based on his previous training experience, Owen finds
this degree of intelligence extremely odd. In search of
answers, late one night Owen follows Hubble into the woods
near their home; there he sees his dog communicating with a
bright light in the sky.
Owen is now somehow able to communicate with Hubble and all
of the other dogs he walks, as if they were all human.
Hubble explains that thousands of years ago, dogs descended
to Earth from the planet Sirius to overtake mankind, and
that he was sent on a mission commissioned by the “Greater
Dane” to inspect their progress. Now it is up to Owen to
help Hubble improve the manners of the neighbourhood dogs
before the arrival of the Greater Dane. If they can’t get
their act together, the Earth’s dogs will be sent back to
Sirius for some serious remedial training.... and man will
lose all of his best friends.
OUT FOR A KILL
Starring: Steven Seagal, Corey Johnson & Michelle Goh
Directed by: Michael Oblowitz
Archaeologist Robert Burns (Steven Seagal) has unearthed
some priceless artifacts in eastern China. When he discovers
that the Chinese mafia--the Tong--are using them as
containers to smuggle drugs overseas, Burns is marked for
death. The Tong frame him for the murder of his assistant
and he is thrown in a Chinese prison--but when he is
released and used as bait in a joint effort by the Chinese
and American governments to attract the Tong, Burns has his
chance at vengeance.
THE HAUNTED MANSION
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Terence Stamp, Nathaniel Parker,
Marsha Thomason, Jennifer Tilley, & Wallace Shawn
Directed by: Rob Minkoff
The Haunted Mansion is an expertly designed, loving ode to
the Disney theme park experience. Jim Evers (Eddie Murphy)
is a hotshot real estate agent who is constantly neglecting
his wife, Sara (Marsha Thomason), and his two kids. Forced
to arrange a countryside vacation so he can reconnect with
his family, Jim and the Evers clan are summoned to the
spooky and ancient Gracie Mansion to meet the Master of the
house (Nathaniel Parker) and possibly arrange a sale. Upon
arrival, Jim and the kids soon learn the nefarious plans of
the Master and his butler, Ramsley (Terrance Stamp), and try
to work their way through the intricate and dangerous halls
and graveyards of the mansion to stop Sara from becoming a
permanent fixture of the estate.
It is a kid-friendly horror film, but it does stay true to
its source material, which means an exploration of cobwebbed
hallways, ghosts with murderous agendas, and a soothsayer
floating in a green crystal ball. The Disney ride is a
mixture of the macabre and a dash of bizarre comedy
interludes, mostly to keep the apprehensive in their moving
doom buggies as the ride plays out. “Mansion” the movie
tries to emulate that feeling, using Eddie Murphy as a kind
of shield so sinister visuals can be placed onscreen and the
film can remain a PG family fest. It isn’t outright scary,
but Minkoff does a remarkable job at raising the terror
pitch of the film to rival most mainstream productions that
are often fraudulently billed as “horror.” Though done very
tastefully, there are scenes of suicides, spider attacks,
bloodthirsty undead skeletons, and Jim examining his
decaying face in a magical mirror. The horror material is
handled with a surprisingly straight face.
TOUGH LOVE
Starring: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Al
Pacino & Christopher Walken
Directed by: Martin Brest
Larry Gigli (Affleck) is a lunkheaded mob enforcer. His new
assignment is to kidnap the younger brother of a federal
judge who has the power to put crooked New York based mob
boss Louis (Lenny Venito) away for life. The brother, Brian
(Justin Bartha) is a brain-damaged kid, irritating but a
sweetheart, and obsessed with "Baywatch". Gigli takes Brian
to his apartment for safekeeping. That's when Ricki (Lopez)
- not her real name - shows up. She's a hit woman and has
been sent to keep an eye on Gigli in case something goes
wrong.
The movie introduces its main characters as hard-bitten
criminals and then spends the rest of the time trying to
convince you how lovable they are. The script, written by
Brest gives Lopez zilch, so she can fall back on her diva
power, in all its tawny sexuality and ferociousness. Affleck
plays Larry Gigli like Edward Burns on stupid pills. Lopez
is the more natural star here, thanks to her radiant smile
and general ease in front of the camera, even if they rarely
connect with a coherent character.
LOONEY TUNES BACK IN ACTION
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Jenna Elfman, Steve Martin, Billy
West (II) & Heather Locklear
Directed by: Joe Dante & Dean Cundey
Set in a live-action world in which Warner Bros' animated
entertainers interact with human characters for maximum
comic effect, the story unfolds on the Studio backlot and
careens all over the map in classic Looney Tunes style. Our
celluloid heroes embark on an adventure that takes them
from Hollywood to Las Vegas, Paris and the jungles of
Africa in search of Fraser's character's missing father and
the mythical Blue Monkey Diamond. the Blue Monkey when used
properly can turn humans into chimps. The Chairman of the
ACME Corporation (Steve Martin) wants to harness the power
to turn innocent folks into cheap, mindless labour. He’s
racing to find the diamond before two former Warner Bros.
employees (Brendan Fraser, Jenna Elfman) retrieve it.
Dante has a technical feat on his hand, crafting a vigorous
cartoon hybrid that seamlessly merges beloved animated
characters with unlucky C-list actors who apparently made
their agents very angry and are being punished. It’s
wall-to-wall combustible energy, powered by exhaustive car
chases and endless cartoon-violent fistfights.
BROTHER BEAR
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Rick Moranis, Jeremy Suarez, Dave
Thomas & Joan Copeland
Directed by: Aaron Blaise & Bob Walker
Set in the Pacific Northwest before the invasion of the
white man, this is the story of the youngest (Phoenix) of
three sons whose oldest brother was killed by a bear when he
accidentally disturbed a mother bear, who killed him
thinking he wanted to harm her cubs. Enraged, the young man
sets out to hunt the bear himself when his other older
brother refuses to form a hunting party right away. In his
hunt for vengeance however, the young man is transformed by
the spirits of the forest into the very thing that he sought
to slay... a bear. Seeing the world through a bear's eyes,
the young man will learn valuable lessons about the cycle of
life... especially when he learns that his middle brother
has finally formed a hunting party, aiming to kill *all*
bears to avenge the brother's death... which means him too.
‘Brother Bear’ is a rare gem from Disney that, while lacking
maybe in the essential cinematic desire to test new
boundaries, is at least one of their more passionate and
heartfelt animated pictures since the heyday of “Aladdin”
and “The Lion King.” Bathed in forest greens and browns, and
accented by autumnal pastels, “Bear” is an outright stunning
visual feast. Its Disney’s best looking film in a long time.
Of course, the story is no slouch either, providing rich
teachings on understanding nature’s beasts and the
importance of brotherhood. Uncharacteristically, none of the
lessons are pounded too heavily on the audience. The morals
are simply byproducts of the deeper emotional content
provided by Kenai’s little discoveries of how his actions
have affected the world around him.
KILL BILL: VOLUME 1
Starring: Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Lucy Liu, Vivica A.
Fox, Darryl Hannah, Sonny Chiba, Gordon Liu, Michael Parks &
Chiaki Kuriyama
Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Kill Bill first volume (the second installment is slated for
release in early 2004) is an action thriller film. The basic
story has Uma Thurman (aka "Black Mamba") who has been
wronged by her former partners in crime, sabotaged her Texas
wedding by means of a hail of bullets. Waking up from a
four-year coma, she sets out to take revenge on them one by
one, starting with Vivica A. Fox (aka "Copperhead") and Lucy
Liu (aka "Cottonmouth"). Meanwhile, Daryl Hannah (aka
"California Mountain Snake"), "Reservoir Dogs" bad guy
Michael Madsen (aka "Sidewinder") and "Kung Fu" star David
Carradine ("Bill") await their turns in the forthcoming
"Vol. 2."
The opening credit is a clear tribute to the Shaw Brothers
martial-arts films of the '70s, and Asian action superstars
Sonny Chiba and Gordon Liu make cameos. The most notable
nudge-wink placement is Bill, played by David Carradine,
still best known for his role as "Grasshopper." Here we only
hear his voice, setting up eager anticipation for his
inevitable showdown with Black Mamba in Volume 2. Bill
oversees his own evil version of Charlie's Angels, so who
better than Lucy Liu to play the key "bad angel" in Volume
1? Liu plays O-Ren Ishii a.k.a. Cottonmouth, the
double-crosser with whom Black Mamba has her most
spectacular battle. Liu's martial arts skills make her a
natural for the role, but Thurman proves to be a worthy
adversary. The intense training she received pays off on the
big screen. Volume 1 sets up great expectations for these
future battles.
MONA LISA SMILE
Starring: Julia Roberts, Julia Stiles, Kirsten Dunst, Juliet
Stevenson & Maggie Gyllenhaal
Directed by: Mike Newell
1953 - America was a time ripe for change for women and when
a forward-thinking art history professor Katherine Ann
Willis (Julia Roberts) arrives to teach at Wellesley
College, she finds the institution drowning in outdated
mores. Roberts helps student (Julia Stiles) apply to law
school behind a fiancé's back. She butts heads with the
oppressive alumni president's haughty daughter (Kirsten
Dunst), who follows the path expected of her and winds up in
a miserable marriage. In addition, Katherine is admired by a
troubled but open-minded (Maggie Gyllenhaal), who recently
had an affair with the same handsome, worldly Italian
professor (Dominic West) that has caught Roberts' eye.
While the nation struggles with the fears that accompany a
shifting political culture, the powers at Wellesley seem to
want to re-corset the women who had been the backbone of the
World War II workforce just a few years earlier. A
passionate educator, Katherine takes on the establishment
and in doing so, deeply affects her students who in turn
lead her to alter the course of her life forever. Roberts
brings considerable charm and her usual poised to Katherine.
HOW TO DEAL
Starring: Mandy Moore, Trent Ford, Alexandra Holden, Dylan
Baker, Allison Janney & Peter Gallagher
Directed by: Clare Kilner
In her second starring role, Moore plays Halley Martin, a
disillusioned high schooler learning how to deal with a
lifetime’s worth of problems. Halley’s divorced dad (Peter
Gallagher) has a new fiancée, while her mom (Allison Janney)
is still coping with the split. Her best friend, Scarlett
(Alexandra Holden), is pregnant, and her older sister’s
pending nuptials appear doomed from the start. Unexpectedly,
Halley is falling for a detached hunk (Trent Ford) who might
be able to convince her that true love exists. All these
have combined to convince Halley that love is a ridiculous
impossibility. However, when a tragic event in her life
leads to a romantic encounter with Trent, Halley realizes
the possibility of true love can sometimes lie in the most
unconventional of places.
The performances are certainly strong, with veteran actress
Allison Janney lending some credibility to the film and
Alexandra Holden capably filling her usual role as the best
friend of a more important member of the cast. Moore
continues to prove that she may have some potential acting
talent, but needs to find something more challenging than
How to Deal if she wants to develop it.
MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Tara Reid, Terence Stamp, Molly
Shannon, Andy Richter, Michael Madsen, Carmen Electra, Kenan
Thompson, Jon Abrahams & Ever Carradine
Directed by David Zucker
This 90-minute diversion is painless and actually quite
sweet with equal parts of madcap comedy, slapstick and love
story. Tom Stansfield (Ashton Kutcher) is a young,
enthusiastic publishing house employee with a crush on
lovely co-worker Lisa Taylor (Tara Reid), who also happens
to be his stern boss, Jack's (Terence Stamp)—yes, you
guessed it—daughter. When Lisa invites him to housesit for
her father, he mistakenly believes it is a date-invite when
in actuality she just wants a favor so she can attend a
party. Once at boss's spotless abode, Tom is bombarded with
one unforeseen guest after the next, all of whom refuse to
get out and are leaving a much bigger mess than he could
ever possibly clean up. And when Lisa arrives home early,
Tom must shield her from knowing about the other guests even
as he finally gets the chance to get close to his dream
girl.
This movie is a conventionally zany comedy with people
running in and out of rooms and getting into sticky
predicaments. For the first time, Ashton Kutcher bypasses
his usual comically charged part to play the straight guy
who must react to all the characters around him. The result
is not fully successful, because Kutcher is not yet a strong
enough performer to be captivating playing the normal guy.
The usually bright Tara Reid recaptures her footing here
with an easygoing performance that finds a nice balance
between sexy and charming, with a little extra going on
upstairs than originally meets the eye. As for the rowdy
houseguests, Molly Shannon gets solid screen time as Audrey,
the disgruntled assistant of Jack who has just been unfairly
fired; Andy Richter plays Lisa's unlikely troubled brother,
Red; Michael Madsen is Red's shady drug boss; and Carmen
Electra plays Audrey's buxom friend.
OUT OF TIME
Starring: Denzel Washington, Sanaa Lathan, Eva Mendes, Dean
Cain & John Billingsley
Directed by: Carl Franklin
This is a most gripping, well performed, well-made and very
watchable thriller, which due to its light-hearted edge,
actually manages to reinvent the genre. Oscar winning Denzel
Washington plays Chief of Police, Matt Lee Whitlock of a
small Florida town. Before he realises, he's mixed up in a
crime of betrayal and what appears to be the double homicide
of Ann Merai Harrison (Sanaa Lathan) - the woman he loves -
and her violent husband, Chris (Dean Cain). Put in charge of
the case along with FBI detective Alex Diaz Whitlock (Eva
Mendes -also happens to be his estranged wife), Matt must
now solve a murder where all the evidence points to him.
What makes matters worse is the fact that Chief Whitlock has
also ‘borrowed’ $485,000, which he gave to Ann to help cure
her of cancer. A whole manner of evidence now begins to
unravel and it seems everything Matt knew and trusted is
actually one huge lie! And so, the race is on for him to
paste the pieces of the puzzle and his life back together,
before he literally runs 'Out of Time'.
This film will certainly take you for pulse-pumping ride,
though it has not been particularly well hyped. The film is
recommended highly if you're not a fan of either Washington
or Mendes, there's always the beautiful sun-drenched scenery
to soak up!
CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND
Starring: Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore, George Clooney,
Julia Roberts & Fred Savage
Directed by: George Clooney, Steven Soderbergh
Sam Rockwell plays Chuck Barris as a man who was given gifts
but not the ability to enjoy them. He is depressed not so
much, because he thinks he could have done better in his
life. From his start as an NBC page in 1955, through his
backstage work on Dick Clark's "American Bandstand," to the
crushing blow of having ABC choose "Hootenanny" over his
"Dating Game" pilot, Barris comes across as a man who wants
to succeed in order to confirm his low opinion of himself.
When his shows finally make the air, the TV critics blame
him for the destruction of Western civilization, and he does
not think they are so far off. Early in his career, Barris
is recruited by a CIA man named Jim Byrd (George Clooney)
and agrees to become a secret agent, maybe as a way of
justifying his existence. Two other women figure strongly in
his life. Patricia Watson (Julia Roberts) is the CIA's
Marlene Dietrich, her face sexily shadowed at a rendezvous.
She gives him a quote from Nietzsche that could serve as his
motto: "The man who despises himself still respects himself
as he who despises." Then there's Penny (Drew Barrymore),
the hippie chick who comes along at first for the ride and
remains to be his loyal friend, trying to talk him out of
that hotel room.
"Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" makes a companion to Paul
Schrader's "Auto Focus," the story of the rise and fall of
"Hogan's Heroes" star Bob Crane. Both films show men whose
secret lives are more exciting than the public lives that
win them fame. Barris seems to want to redeem himself for
the crimes he committed on television, while Crane uses his
fame as a ticket to sex addiction. Both films lift up the
cheerful rock of television to find wormy things crawling
for cover. The difference is that Crane comes across as
shallow and pathetic, while Barris--well, any man who would
claim 33 killings as a way to rehabilitate his reputation
deserves our sympathy and maybe our forgiveness.
BASIC
Starring: John Travolta, Samuel L Jackson, Connie Nielsen,
Harry Connick Jr. & Taye Diggs
Directed by: John McTiernan
In the military thriller ‘Basic’, a young U.S. Army provost
marshal (Connie Nielsen) teams up with a cocky DEA agent
Hardy (John Travolta) to investigate the suspicious death of
a hated Marine sergeant (Samuel L. Jackson) during an
exercise at a basic training camp, Fort Clayton, in Panama.
As they reconstruct the events that led to the sergeant's
demise, they uncover a web of lies and conspiracies in which
no one can be trusted, and nothing is at all what it seems.
John Travolta is at ease in his manic tough guy persona, and
he enjoys a decent chemistry with Connie Nielsen that only
falters when the script takes an unnecessary shot at generic
sexual tension. The supporting cast is generally solid, even
though their roles are anything but original. Tim Daly makes
a welcome turnaround from the waning days of TV's Wings,
when he was increasingly forced to play the stooge. Giovanni
Ribisi overacts but at least avoids the pitfall of playing
yet another clueless, teary-eyed simpleton. Roselyn Sanchez
adds "tough chick" to her acting resume, barely recognizable
as the group's token version of Vasquez. But as usual,
Samuel L. Jackson is the man who steals the show. The most
overt feature of Basic is how it is anything but what its
title implies. The movie winds its way through a tangled
maze of twists and turns with some predictable and others
genuinely surprising. Unfortunately, for all the ups and
downs this story takes, this rollercoaster ends on a low
point.
OPEN RANGE
Starring: Kevin Costner, Annette Bening, Abraham Benrubi,
Robert Duvall & Michael Gambon
Directed by: Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner's "Open Range" tries to open up the Old West
once more as prime movie territory. This portrayal of an
1882 Montana range war is an epic film with big stars and
spacious landscapes. Following the day-to-day encounters of
four cattle herders who roam the countryside without owning
a particular piece of land, or "freegrazers" Boss Spearman,
Charley Waite, Button & Mose (Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall,
Diego Luna, Abraham Benrubi), living in the final years of
the Wild West, this film tells the story of how they
eventually team up to rid a burgeoning remote town,
Harmonville, from the machinations of a ruthlessly evil
rancher, Denton Baxter (Michael Gambon), who forms a sort of
‘outlaw state’ where he makes the laws and rules, and
enforces them using scare tactics and brute force.
"Range" is done in a deliberately classic, slowed-down
style. Screenwriter Craig Storper based the film on a novel
called "The Open Range" by Lauren Paine, and it's really the
same sort of story you've seen innumerable times, especially
if you like Westerns. It starts out like a range-war Western
soaked in history and filled with detail. However, Costner
and company don't follow through, and the movie becomes a
stylized, town-taming Western. Nevertheless, this is
Costner's best directorial work since ‘Dances With Wolves.’
He's cast the film well - Duvall and Gambon are superb,
Bening tough, and Jeter a stitch - and he seems to love the
opportunity to get his camera out of doors, restage these
archetypal situations and fill in the little touches that
make it come alive.
MASTER & COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD
Starring: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, Ian Mercer, James
D'Arcy & John Desantis
Directed by: Peter Weir
Russell Crowe is Lucky Jack Aubrey, the Navy’s greatest
fighting captain and Stephen Maturin (Paul Bettany) is
ship's surgeon, amateur naturalist and Aubrey's best friend,
confidante and, when necessary, Jack’s conscience. The ship,
the HMS Surprise, is suddenly attacked by French gunship the
Acheron during the Napoleonic Wars. the French vessel not
only has more men and mightier cannons than the Surprise's
28 guns and ‘197 souls’, she's faster and stronger. Aubrey
refers to her as a phantom.
With the Surprise badly damaged and much of his crew
injured, Aubrey – the "Master" of the Surprise and
"Commander" of his men – is torn between duty and friendship
as he sets sail in a high-stakes chase across two oceans, to
the far side of the world, to intercept and capture their
foe. It's a mission that can decide the fate of a nation –
or destroy Lucky Jack and his crew. The film is based on the
narrative outline of the tenth book in Patrick O'Brian's
legendary "Aubrey/Maturin" series of high seas novels set at
the beginning of the 19th century. With the exception of two
stops at the Galapagos Islands, the picture takes place
almost entirely at sea.
Part of director Peter Weir's genius is how deeply he
immerses us in the rough life of a sailor aboard “this
little wooden world,” as Aubrey puts it. His actors shimmy
up rain-slick ropes, perch on the towering mizzen, slither
along treacherous riggings, sing sea chanties to keep
themselves entertained and their spirits up. Bettany, who
played Crowe's imaginary roommate in “A Beautiful Mind,” has
completely shifted his body rhythms. he's more centered. His
doctor is a thoughtful man, a moral man, a man ruled more by
reason than impulse. As for Crowe, “Master and Commander” is
hard to imagine without him. He bestrides the movie like a
colossus, aglow with authority, cunning, humour and just the
right touch of swashbuckling. It's the sort of
broad-shouldered, epic-size picture that, thanks to
“Gladiator's” Oscars and advanced technology, may be back in
style.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
Starring: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Willem Dafoe,
Johnny Depp & Ruben Blades
Directed by: Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez returns with the mythic guitar-slinging
hero, El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas) in the final
installment of the Mariachi/Desperado trilogy. The saga
continues as El Mariachi makes his way across a rugged
landscape on the blood trail of Lord Barrillo (Willem
Dafoe), a cartel kingpin with one last score to settle who
is planning a coup d’etat against the president of Mexico.
Enlisted by Sands (Johnny Depp), the coolest, coldest CIA
operative south of the border, El Mariachi demands
retribution, and the adventure begins against a backdrop of
revolution, greed, and revenge for the death of his beloved
Carolina (Salma Hayek, seen in flashbacks) and daughter,
murdered by the crooked Gen. Marquez (Gerardo Vigil). The
movie also includes a chihuahua-accessorized Mickey Rourke
as one of Barillo's captains, Rubén Blades as a former FBI
agent, Eva Mendes as Depp's gun-packing girlfriend, Cheech
Marin as an informant and Enrique Iglesias as one of El
Mariachi's accomplices.
Johnny Depp stole the show in “Pirates of the Caribbean” and
in “Once Upon a Time in Mexico,” his fellow actors may learn
to be wary of his larcenous, scene-stealing ways. Shot with
impressive clarity on digital video, the movie renders a
fever-dream fantasy of a Mexico whose
chocolate-and-blood-red alleys swarm with the grinning
skulls of a Day of the Dead parade.
THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne,
Hugo Weaving & Jada Pinkett-Smith
Directed by: Larry & Andy Wachowski
"The Matrix Revolutions" is the final, essential movement of
the Wachowskis’ vivid imagination for their series. It
doesn’t quite answer all the questions, but it delivers the
thrills and the reverence. This final chapter is sure to be
debated for years to come. When we last left Neo (Keanu
Reeves) was laid out on a table in a coma next to the Agent
Smith-controlled Bane (Ian Bliss). With the machines
burrowing their way into Zion for a last, winner-takes-all
battle, it’s up to Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity
(Carrie-Anne Moss) to help Neo out of his mental prison,
which takes them to the Merovingian (Lambert Wilson) and the
Oracle (Mary Alice) for assistance. Now, with time ticking
away before Zion is destroyed, Neo must make choices that
will affect his life, and those of his loved ones; also
having to defeat the machines and the even greater evil: the
rapidly spreading Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) who is becoming
impatient in his pursuit of Neo.
The film is very lean on introductions, plunging right into
the third chapter of Neo’s journey to become the chosen one,
though a base knowledge of what occurs in the video game
“Enter The Matrix” might help with understanding what
exactly happened to Niobe (Jada Pinkett Smith) and her ship.
“Revolutions” is more direct in its story since the film
isn’t saddled with the burden of setting up plot threads
like “Reloaded” was frantically trying to do. “Revolutions”
is a war film; a soliloquy on sacrifice and death. Gone are
the Architect and his unquestionably
summer-blockbuster-unfriendly nonsense, the dance parties on
Zion, and the defining action sequences that made the first
two films so memorable. Outside of an introductory fight in
the Merovingian’s Club Hell (featuring an all too fleeting
glimpse of Monica Bellucci’s Persephone), there is nothing
in “Revolutions” that could compare to the ‘Burly Brawl’ or
the freeway chase of “Reloaded.” And quite honestly, those
touches are missing.
DOWN WITH LOVE
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Renee Zellweger, Sarah Paulson,
Rachel Dratch, David Hyde Pierce & Tony Randall
Directed by: Peyton Reed
‘Down With Love’ is Feather-light and frothy movie. It's
1962 and Barbara Novak (Renée Zellweger) arrives in New York
City with a head full of "If I can make it here" dreams.
She's just written a pre-feminism book that counsels women
to stop connecting sex with love if they want to get ahead
in the business world. Bounder-about-town Catcher Block (Ewan
McGregor), a writer for the men's magazine Know, rightly
sees her book as the writing on the wall for the roué way of
life. He's determined to bring Barbara to her knees -- any
way he can. He masquerades as a shy astronaut whose
"shucks-ma'am" routine would placate the Singing Nun.
After a slightly flat middle, the movie shifts into high
gear and introduces complications. The movie goes beyond
pure parody to a more convoluted level whose deceptions
evoke a Restoration comedy. Director Peyton Reed has created
a retro-delight -- the bright colors, the satisfyingly fake
‘sophisticated Manhattan’ backdrops, the glamorous costumes
& the spunky heroine. From the stars' sidekicks (arch Sarah
Paulson for her, effete David Hyde Pierce for him) to
you-have-my-blessings cameo by Randall, the movie exudes
goodwill and good work. Zellweger starts out a little too
cartoonish but she soon settles down, giving Barbara a girly
perkiness that's too irresistible to be cloying. McGregor is
hilarious from the moment he swaggers onscreen, capturing
that caddish aura so many early-'60s swingers.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Jack
Davenport & Keira Knightley
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the
story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Depp),
who teams up with the daughter (Keira Knightley) of a
governor (Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of
dangerous pirates (led by Geoffrey Rush) who are trying to
reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life
and death, with the light of the moon revealing their
skeletons, like some kind of undead monsters.
The movie might have way too many words in its clunky title,
but it's still the surprise movie. As postmodern,
live-action pirate adventure, it scores well across the
board as a sophisticated family film packed with creepy
danger, old-fashioned swashbuckling, "Indiana Jones"-style
humor and fairly amazing performances. As punch-drunk
pirate, Depp is nothing short of great. Director Gore
Verbinski has outdone himself, interjecting his costume epic
with eye-catching crane shots and judicious editing. The
movie feels welcomingly fresh, innovative and free of too
many pirate-film clichés. The rest of the cast is spot on,
too. But Depp is so unusual he has you seeking out Sparrow
even when he's in the background, just to catch his reaction
to what others are saying.
TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken,
Claire Danes & David Andrews
Directed by: Jonathan Mostow
Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in this third installment of
the popular sci-fi action saga as a cyborg from the future.
He becomes involved in the affairs of John Connor (Nick
Stahl) and his first battles with the lethal model machine -
the female 'Terminatrix' (Kristanna Loken), bent on
destruction. This search-and-destroy robot seems to take her
cues from Robert Patrick, who played the ever-charging,
ever-mutating T-1000 in the first sequel. John is humanity's
only hope in the future when machines wage war against
humans. He meets up with his eventual mate (Claire Danes)
and they're chased by Terminatrix sent by machines to ice
Connor and a bunch of his future lieutenants.
Schwarzenegger's slightly altered Terminator (he's now a
T-850) is sent by humans from the future to protect them.
There's a lot of hand-wringing over SkyNet, the controlling
computer program that's more a menace to humans than they
realize.
'T3' seems quite similar to 'T2'. The plot contains very
little new material. This movie would have been nothing
without Schwarzenegger. His Terminator talks more than ever.
It does interject this film with a good dose of humor, for
example his robot is also programmed as a psychotherapist.
Without James Cameron's expertise, the 'Terminator' is not
really back. This movie is a mishmash of flying debris,
giant collisions, improbable maneuvers and crushed telephone
poles. It's loud, it's brutal, but it's never an effective
symphonic orchestration of destruction.
X MEN 2
Starring: Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen,
Halle Berry & Brian Cox
Directed by: Bryan Singer
Written by: Zak Penn, Michael Dougherty & Dan Harris
Mutants continue their struggle against a society that fears
and distrusts them. Their cause becomes even more desperate
following an incredible attack by an undetermined assailant
possessing extraordinary abilities. The shocking attack
renews the political and public outcry for both a Mutant
Registration Act, and an anti-mutant movement, now led by
William Stryker (Brian Cox). A vocal, wealthy, former
commander for the Army, Stryker, is rumoured to have
experimented on mutants. Stryker's dubious mutant "work" is
somehow tied to Logan's/Wolverine's (Hugh Jackman)
mysterious and forgotten past. As Logan/Wolverine searches
for clues to his origin, Stryker puts into motion his
anti-mutant program--launching a severe attack on Professor
Xavier's (Patrick Stewart) mansion. Magneto, newly escaped
from his plastic prison, proposes a partnership with
Professor Xavier and the X-Men to combat their common and
formidable enemy: Stryker. With the fates of Xavier,
mankind, and mutantkind, in their hands, the X-Men face
their most dangerous mission yet.
'X2: X-Men United' is sure to satisfy most fans of the first
'X-Men' movie, including the zealous devotees of the comic
books that spawned the flicks. With his new instalment,
director Bryan Singer is able to leap in without the
cumbersome character and situation setups needed for the
initial film. 'X2' rips along at a faster pace, pulsing with
wilder action sequences and more dazzling visual effects.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
Starring: Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Viggo Mortensen, Ian
McKellen & Christopher Lee
Directed by: Peter Jackson
Written by: Philippa Boyens, Fran Walsh, Peter Jackson &
Stephen Sinclair
The trilogy or the second book in the J.R.R. Tolkien saga
continues Frodo's quest and provides the staging ground for
one spectacular battle after another. It begins with the
galvanizing last stand of Gandalf (Sir Ian McKellen) against
the evil Balrog in the Mines of Moria. The pair tumble for
an eternity, locked in mortal combat.
As we saw at the end of the earlier movie, the Fellowship
has been shattered. Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), Legolas the
elf (Orlando Bloom) and Gimli the dwarf (John Rhys-Davies)
are following the trail of their hobbit friends, Merry
(Dominic Monaghan) and Pippin (Billy Boyd), who've been
carried off by Orcs to be delivered to the malevolent wizard
Saruman (Christopher Lee). Saruman thinks one of them may be
the hobbit bearing the Ring, the most powerful thing in
Middle-earth. The real Ring bearer, Frodo (Elijah Wood) and
his loyal companion, Sam (Sean Astin), head for the fires of
Mount Doom in the land of Mordor, where they intend to
destroy the Ring and thereby annihilate the great lord
Sauron (glimpsed only as a flame-rimmed eye). They are
joined by the movie's techno-coup-d'etat, the emotionally
damaged Gollum (part actor Andy Serkis, part extraordinary
computer effects), who himself once possessed the Ring. Will
Frodo's pity prove stronger than the lure of his "precioussss"
as he calls the Ring, or -- as Sam believes -- will Gollum
be their doom?
Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin are rescued by Treebeard (voiced
by Rhys-Davies), leader of the massive tree-monsters called
the Ents. Aragorn and company have been sidetracked by a
mighty battle brewing between the Riders of Rohan and
Saruman's savage hordes. However, this is just a prelude to
the final siege at Helm's Deep, one of the most stunning war
scenes ever seen on film.
'The Two Towers' brings on a throng of new characters, all
of whom will figure conspicuously in 'The Return of the
King' is due December 2003). There's Theoden (Bernard Hill),
the king of Rohan, who's fallen under the spell of his
advisor, Wormtongue (Brad Dourif), a secret emissary for
Saruman, his nephew Eomer (Karl Urban), one of the noblest
of Rohan's horse lords, and his niece Eowyn (Miranda Otto),
who immediately falls for Aragorn. The love story between
Aragorn and the elf princess, Arwen (Liv Tyler) is also
re-introduced.
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBERS OF SECRETS
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Kenneth Branagh, John Cleese,
Rupert Grint & David Bradley
Directed by: Chris Columbus
Written by: Steve Kloves & J.K. Rowling
Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and his pals, irrepressible Ron
Weasley (Rupert Grint) and brainy, beautiful Hermione
Granger (Emma Watson), are back at Hogwart's School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry for their second year; it's even
more hazardous than their first. A monster locked away in a
secret chamber a half-century ago has somehow been released.
Now it's prowling the school, turning several students to
stone. However, Hogwart's headmaster, Professor Dumbledore
(the late Richard Harris in his last film), knows it's just
a matter of time before someone is killed.
A seemingly less deadly mystery concerns a long-forgotten
diary that finds its way into Harry's hands. Our
ever-more-heroic wizard begins communicating with its author
-- one Tom Riddle (Christian Coulson) -- who was enrolled at
Hogwart's during the first attacks. Harry hopes Riddle can
help him find and destroy the creature.
Everyone, on and off the faculty, is back. There's Maggie
Smith as the strict but benevolent Professor McGonagall;
Alan Rickman as the cold-eyed Professor Snape; Julie Walters
as the Weasleys' generally merry mom; and, of course, dear
Harris, as the wise and wonderful Dumbledore. The
crowd-pleasing giant, Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane), is even
given his own heroic entrance. A welcome addition is the
shamelessly funny Kenneth Branagh as the preening wizard
Gilderoy Lockhart, who calls his best-selling autobiography
"Magical Me" and was five times voted "Best Smile" by
Witches Weekly. Another newcomer is the computer-generated
House Elf, Dobby (voice by Toby Jones), who shows up in
Harry's bedroom at the dreaded Dursleys (his Muggle
relatives) and insists Harry not return to Hogwart's.
Of the three kid stars, Radcliffe's growth spurt is the most
evident, though he's already committed to the third film,
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," due out in 2004
and directed by Alfonso Cuarón. Whether Radcliffe will be a
permanent fixture in the "Harry Potter" series is a matter
of fate, nature and director's whim.
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